Not to be confused with the Beached White Male…

A Beached Whale, huh?  And how disappointing!  I thought that the resort was clothing optional!  Although it seems that Cherry has scared off a good chunk of the crowd with her killer profile…

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Check out the punctuation in Cherry’s statement.  Shouldn’t there be an exclamation point after the word ‘whale?’  The way it is written, it seems like happening upon a whale high and dry on the beach is no big thing… the only surprising part is the fact that it’s still alive!!  Where’s a Marine Biologist when you need one??  I guess Mark will have to spring to action (again) and announce his presence…

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