Yea… and then this sea monster came… and…

Oh good heavens… ┬áMark, let me remind you- you were never attacked underwater… you assumed ill intent and you were the aggressor. ┬áThree people are dead because of you…

I can hear their voices going up at the end of every sentence, just like kids telling parents a huge fib as to why they were late in coming home for dinner…

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Ken still looks a little rattled, but Mark has regained his equanimity… Ain’ no big thang, y’all… All in a day’s “work” for a Nature Writer…