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Aaaand… there you have it…

It was only after a serious pause and more than a dollop of consideration, but Mark has finally recognized Rusty as his son…Not the fruit of his own loins, to be sure, but then that would require him to actually have , um, relations with Cherry, and that whole notion still leaves Mark a bit confused…

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But let’s be clear, Rusty, you did not jump, you dove into shallow water.  Not very bright and not in keeping with the “safety jump” taught in any junior lifesaving class…

So with Barney and Betty looking on in confusion, still wondering what the hell they did to deserve being relocated, Father and son go home to greet Mom and recount lusty tails of fallen trees and watery rescues…

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