Or at least the Google has… he was a lineman for the Nebraska Cornhuskers and decided not to turn pro… Oscar the Otter is shocked by the news as well… is that his mother Mollie or did she get poached by Big Mike? I forget now…
How strange that Mark immediately assumes that it will be a phone interview… I don’t think that has EVER happened in his career. Maybe Mark is (strangely and uncharacteristically) aware of the financial state of the print media industry and therefore is doubly surprised that Woods and Wildlife would spring for a trip to AFRICA… (all right- cue the music- Toto’s AFRICA…the only song EVER to include a reference to Kilimanjaro and rhyme the word Serengeti… ) Hurry boys, she’s waiting there for you…
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